Vacancy Video (MV)

Got a vacancy, could be a job for you
Chance of promotion and a pension too
The hours are long I can't deny
But the job pays well, t & c's apply
Please don't think that I am lazy, this disease it drives me crazy

Will you wash my face, will you clean my ears
Will you wipe my nose, will you cut my nasal hairs
Will you button my shirt will you tie my tie
Will you pull up trousers and zipper my fly
Oh dear what a fuss you're making just because your hand is shaking

I've got a temporary vacancy
Job opportunity Recruitment Agency
A life long changing situation free
A one on one recruitment for some full-time temp employment

Need to roll me over, need to pull me up
Need to help me grip on my china cup
Need to dip my biscuit in my decaf tea
Need to wipe my mouth when I dribble on me
I don't see the mess I'm making when my mouth is mastacating

In the long dark night when I wake at 2
Put me on my slippers help me to the loo
I know it's tough, to act patiently
When I need to go, go again at three
I don't see the mess I'm making when my head's hallucinating

I've got a temporary vacancy
Job opportunity Recruitment Agency
A life long changing situation free
A one on one recruitment for some full-time temp employment