ToShay - Ride of a Life Time Lyrics

ToShay... a little man... with a big plan... Amen

I don't quit
You mother f*ckers stick it to me I'll equip
Myself with a bigger clip
You stick up your middle finger but who's got the bigger lip
Bitch... not only can I rip
But I got the creativeness and the bigger dick
Shit... so what the f*ck do you got against me besides your girlfriends tit's
It's... gonna be a ride of a life time
Make sure your fully clipped in
F*ck every Keystone Pipeline
Every Trump and Clinton
I don't give an ounce what y'all say
I'll bounce with Beyonce
Meet Jay-Z in the hallway
Instead of being Ali
I'll be Alay
Now all we gotta do is carry out his dead body
You never heard of me
So I surgically
Inserted myself permanently
With diversity
I dive into the words that tend to be
Made offensively
To the tender meat
I intend to beat
Every rapper that I ever meet
It's not just about how fast you can flow it's also the story you can complete
Bitch your getting an ass whip
With an elastic band I'll snap it
Back so hard you can't sit
Never again be hard
You'll be limp dick
And fall off the face of the earth just like the limp Limp Bizkit
I'm not asking for a biscuit
I want the whole mother f*ckin world or I'm going to have a fist fit

I don't give a f*ck
About you punks
What you think
You can spit on my lunch
You can crush all my dreams
I will not budge
Because your punch it doesn't sting
I will eat you for brunch
I will crunch through your spleen
Do what you do
You can taunt
You can bring
Your whole f*ckin crew
If you want
If that's your thing
Bring weapons too
Whatever you got
Inside this ring
Because whatever you chumps do
I don't feel a thing

Mother f*ckin pansies
Try to plant these
Fabricated panties
To catch me
Got these mother f*ckin panties
Fabric sated around these pansies they can't breath
Mother f*ckers hated
The way that I stated
I'm not intimidated
By these heavy weighted
Punks who need to be obliviated
Tlll they're eliminated
Before they're mother f*ckin humiliated
By a mother f*cker who's not even situated
But already discriminated
Dissed while every enemy is decapitated
So this mother f*cker can't be hated
Plus the evil has already been activated
Do I really need to act everything out that's affiliated
With the way the world fills our bated minds up
With their contaminated products
Am I the only mother f*cker with his balls dropped
I'm about to just lose it
I had enough of this distribution
It doesn't seem to do shit it just sits there like an illusion
People don't seem to get it it's like one big mass confusion
But they all know what an axe is so I have a grand solution
Start a mass murder
One big execution
Just ask Trump and Hitler
It's all the same amusement
You can beg to differ
Go against my music
Just don't come crawling back when a mother f*ckin nuke hits

What happened to Biggie and Tupac
Like we all forgot about hip hop
Just like the kids on the block
Getting popped
By these white racist cops
Right in the middle of the parking lot
Just like that they take a shot
And nobodies paying a f*ckin attention
These cops are getting paid suspensions
But if we pull out a Glock
And pop one off
We get a life sentence
I'm just trying to make f*ckin sense of this life
And all of it's attendance
But out of all the shit that goes on in life
Its about to bust my appendix
And they wonder how I grew up to be such a f*ckin menace

It's just the mother f*ckin planet
I've been here for twenty seven years and I still don't understand it
Damn it
I'm too young to kick the can yet
So I figured why not blow up like a mother f*ckin cannon
And shove the shit in the faces
Of the racist
Put them in there places
Put them in the same place as the mother f*ckin rapists
And put them on stage with a frown
And burn the place down
But not before I bend them over turn them around
And send their urn mother f*ckin northbound
Not even the Norton Antivirus
Can stop these antsy pliers
From entering you Calvin Kleiners
And snipping you fancy liars
And turning you into the next Castrato choir
I would like to inquire something
Maybe just a little bit of peace and lovin'
But this alienated world wants to leave me with nothing
Immediately they make the assumption
That I'm a criminal resumption
But I'm just trying to eat my lunch so I think a bunch of them need a good punching
So as soon as I'm done munching
I'm getting up and I'm crunching these mother f*ckin munchkins
You don't like my accusations
Well I don't have an ounce of patience
For you crowded crustaceans
I don't need to make any cancellations
To eliminate your corporations
Your correlations
Don't have any correspondence to what my ass is facing
So if you really wanna place an accusation
You better come and say it to my mother f*ckin face
Or I'll show up to your place and smash your face in
See what you're facing is danger
And the danger is major
I'm not a hater
Just a lot of anger
And any freeloader that comes across is getting crushed into the mother f*ckin Earth's equator

I don't give a f*ck
About you punks
What you think
You can spit on my lunch
You can crush all my dreams
I will not budge
Because your punch it doesn't sting
I will eat you for brunch
I will crunch through your spleen
Do what you do
You can taunt
You can bring
Your whole f*ckin crew
If you want
If that's your thing
Bring weapons too
What ever you got
Inside this ring
Because what ever you chumps do
I don't feel a thing