Well, Bill and Joe stumbled down the road
Fresh from a tussle, quite a heavy load
They spied a wagon, all shiny and bright
A sneaky ol' fella, what a curious sight
Oh, Bill and Joe, them rascals so bold
Found themselves a treasure, more precious than gold
They don't know what they've got, but they're feelin' just fine
Stealin' from a quack, havin' one heck of a time
The Snake Oil Man, he pitched his wares (watch out, boys)
But Bill saw somethin' glowin, gave him quite a scare
Joe grabbed that trinket, quick as can be
Said, This here's familiar, don't you agree?
Oh, Bill and Joe, them rascals so bold
Found themselves a treasure, more precious than gold
They don't know what they've got, but they're feelin' just fine
Stealin' from a quack, havin' one heck of a time
Now they're on the run, with their shiny new toy (run, boys, run!)
The Snake Oil Man's furious, they've ruined his ploy
But our boys are clueless, just happy and free
Wonderin' what adventures are yet to be
Oh, Bill and Joe, them rascals so bold
Found themselves a treasure, more precious than gold
They don't know what they've got, but they're feelin' just fine
Stealin' from a quack, havin' one heck of a time
(Yeehaw! That's our Bill and Joe)
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm