Club lights flash, she's dancin' alone
I'm stuck in the corner, glued to my phone
Heart's racin, gotta make a move
But damn, I'm too scared to get in the groove
Head to the bar, yeah, that's the trick
A shot or two, I'll be smooth real quick
Bartender's smilin"One more for the road""Give me five!" to enter Godmode
Oh man, I think I've had too much
Feelin' dizzy, losin' touch
Here we go, one more time again
Too much booze, now I lost my chance
Said somethin' dumb, can't remember now
Woke up alone, head spinning like a whirl
Did I get her name? Can't recall a thing
Next time I'll try with less of a swing
Morning hits, my head's on fire
Checked my pocket, found a flyer
Scribbled numbers, was that her name
Or just a joke? Man, this is lame
Back in the club, same routine
She's at the bar, lookin' like a queen
I down a beer, 'cause what could go wrong
Then I wake up, like"What the f*ck went on"
Oh man, I think I've had too much
Feelin' dizzy, losin' touch
Here we go, one more time again
Too much booze, now I lost my chance
Said somethin' dumb, can't remember now
Woke up alone, head spinning like a whirl
Did I get her name? Can't recall a thing
Next time I'll try with less of a swing
I'm always the guy with no game at all
Too much to drink, then I trip and fall
She laughs it off, I'm just a clown
Next weekend comes, and I let her down
Here we go, same story, different night
Too much booze, guess I'm never right
Said somethin' weird, and I tripped on my line
Woke up alone, yeah, this pattern's a sign
Next time I swear, I'll take it slow
Gonna make my move, and give it a go
Next time I'll try
Next time I'll try
But I'll still get too high
Liquid courage gets me every time