Trash Boy - Lizard People Lyrics

When i go to brush my teeth i feel like a wizard
I got electric brushing thanks to half-men half-lizards
Isn't money wonderful? it gets me what i need
Like the beaver (money) does everything so damn near perfectly

I guess i'll trade my time for this guitar
I'll trade my time for this guitar

My bed is so cold on what used to be your side
But i can buy a heater for my room for 19.99
The globalists have kept you an ocean away from
America

Land of the free market will free us
Thats the logic of the age
So commodify your friendships and let zuckerberg get paid
If we're lucky we can keep on working till we're old
Unless the reaper comes we'll still be paying off our loans

So i guess i'll steal my friend's guitar
Guess i'll steal my friend's guitar

I want to believe that fake news is what's to blame
But there's something much more heinous
Flowing through my country's veins
You'd like to be exceptional
Just because you're made in america

I used to be freer than this
We need to be freer than this