I don't like your perfect family
I don't like their perfect teeth
When they're nice to me it freaks me out
They act like we've the same dreams
They act like we're best friends
Pretending that they're not grossed out by my life
You should be embarrassed you got everything you wanted
Every way you act polite is just a way to flaunt it
Let the valet park your car as if you couldn't do it
You think we'd do the same as you but
You never thought that
I don't want your life
I don't want your life
Better be on the look out
Cus i'm workin at your cook out
Here to serve you drinks and
Steal your silverware
I don't care about your resume
I don't care about your rings
As if they tell me anything
So you got a job
A real cool job
Making big money and
Your daddy proud
Comfortably coasting through your life
Do you ever ask yourself if this is what you wanted?
Tell yourself that what you do is so f*cking important?
Tip the waitress extra because she's your favorite servant
It still hasn't occurred to you that
She f*ckin earned it
I don't want your life
I don't want your life
Better be on the lookout
Cus i'm working at your cookout
Here to serve you drinks and
Steal your silverware
That's a real nice car
Can i go for a ride?
Would be a shame if i crashed
It into my job
You should be embarrassed you got everything you wanted
Every way you act polite is just a way to flaunt it
You put up a bumper sticker just to seem relatable
To service people all around you struggling to pay their bills and
I don't want your life
I don't want your life
Better be on the look out
Cus i'm workin at your cook out
Here to serve you drinks and
Steal your silverware