They said shelter in place, so it's time for some space
This isn't the moment for passion
But I know what you want, girl, I need it too
Isolation has gone out of fashion
I don't care about risks and threats
If I can't live with no regrets
Whats the point in staying alive
If my love for you cannot survive
So I come to your house, I evade the police
And our dream is about to come true
But then I realize, I did not sanitize
My hands before I embraced you
I wish I'd thought through my actions before this
I can't imagine the depth of my hubris
It's getting harder to breathe while we try to conceive
Oh god is this really worth it
But at least if I die, I'll be right by your side
Just like Romeo and Juliet
As I draw my last breath, I hold your hand
Hoping that one day you might understand
Ahh
So you better beware, all you lovers out there
Your hormones will lead you astray
So just bide your time and remember this rhyme
You'll be back together someday
Your relationship may one day be able to advance
If you both can manage to keep it in your pants