Week two
I'm stuck in this house
With nothing to do
And I'm getting bored
Of having sex with you
How about we spice it up a bit baby
I'll put on my work clothes and my sunglasses maybe
We can dress up like we're Tom and Jerry
And then I can chase you if it's not too scary
Week six
We're stuck in this house
We've tried some new stuff
But I'm still getting bored
Creativity's tough
How about we spice it up again honey
I'll dress up like an ATM and you can be money
I'll take all your clothes and hide them in the garage
You can be a gangster I'm your entourage
Week 12
Still stuck in this house
God when will it end
We've tried everything
And now we're not even friends
How about we spice it up again, sugar
You can be a dreamer and I'll be Freddie Krueger
I'll keep all the canned food on the bedside table
We can take turns taking off the labels