Trash Dog - Can't Go Surfing In Baltimore Lyrics

Why wake up when there's nowhere to go
Why go out when it's freezing cold
Rather get high all alone
Melt on the couch cause i got too stoned
Watch the ocean on my TV set
No use when it's way out west
Can't see when i'm upset
Crack another beer cause i'm depressed
Man life is such a bore
Can't go surfing in Baltimore
Come ride this wave with me
Surf the streets of concrete
Man life is such a bore
F*cked it up a few times before
Do it once and do it some more
Wish i could surf in Baltimore
How'd i become such a grumpy old man
Just wanna feel some adrenaline
This didn't go according to plan
I should just give up and be a mailman
This 9 to 5 just ain't for me
Won't find waves on Pulaski
Ain't no shade under this tree
Wanna come over i got some 40s
Man life is such a bore
Can't go surfing in Baltimore
Come ride this wave with me
Surf the streets of concrete
Man life is such a bore
F*cked it up a few times before
Do it once and do it some more
Wish i could surf in Baltimore
Man life is such a bore
My life is such a bore
F*cked up in Baltimore
F*cked up in Baltimore
F*cked up in Baltimore
F*cked up in Baltimore
F*cked up in Baltimore
F*cked up in Baltimore
Wish i could surf in Baltimore