In a world of leaks and pipes
He knows the trade
Mason's a plumber
Working through the day
But behind the wrench
A secret he conceals
A scent that entices
A smell he really feels
When he's alone
He opens up his drawer
A hidden collection
Not like any other
His guilty pleasure
An unusual vice
The smell of poop
His secret paradise
Mason's got a secret
Hidden in his drawers (ooh-yeah)
A strange obsession
Nobody's seen before (ooh-yeah)
He loves the smell
He can't resist the foul odor (yeah, yeah)
Scented secrets
Mason is the poop lover (ooh-yeah)
In the darkness of the night
He cherishes that funky smell
He's got a fascination
That I just can't seem to quell
A drawer full of poop
It's his little private treasure
But the stench it brings into my home is beyond any measure
Oh
The stinky secret that Mason keeps
A drawer full of poop
That he holds so deep
But our noses can't handle the smell no more
We need to find a way to show him the door
In the land of Mason
Things are not what they seem
He's got a love for poop
It's his ultimate dream
From the head to the toes
It's all poop in his veins
He wants to spread it 'round and drive everybody insane
Welcome to the world of poop
Where everything's a mess
Mason's on a mission
Turning good into distress
Poop is his obsession
He wants to make us poop
But we'll keep on fighting
Our duty to endure