Trèbé Repus - Clogs Lyrics

Cheese for breakfast and drink a hot cup
Before I'm gonna start my windmill up
Had a party last night and although it was Dutch
I had lots of drinks and don't recall very much
I am standing here in my goat wool socks
I just don't know where I have left my clogs
They were pissed on by the cattle and pissed on by the dogs
They were pissed on by the sheep and pissed on by the hogs
They were pissed on by me when they were still a tree
That I pissed all around before it was cut down
These clogs and I go a long way back
Made out of the willow down by the shack
Sometimes they are made of poplar wood
But that's not popular in the neighborhood
I am standing here in my goat wool socks
Searching for clogs that were cut out of two blocks
They were pissed on by the cattle and pissed on by the dogs
They were pissed on by the sheep and pissed on by the hogs
They were pissed on by me when they were still a tree
That I pissed all around before it was cut down
I'm thinking hard where my clogs can be
They're just as essential as a cheese slicer to me
I am looking to my right and I am looking to my left
It seems I'm the victim of a wooden shoes theft
I am standing here in my goat wool socks
Somebody must have stolen my clogs
They were pissed on by the cattle and pissed on by the dogs
They were pissed on by the sheep and pissed on by the hogs
They were pissed on by me when they were still a tree
That I pissed all around before it was cut down
With clogs on your feet there's much to like
You can walk, ride a bike or put a finger in a dike
But as long as my clogs have not been found
I can't walk around and I'm homebound
I am standing here in my goat wool socks
Missing my good old pissed on clogs
They were pissed on by the cattle and pissed on by the dogs
They were pissed on by the sheep and pissed on by the hogs
They were pissed on by me when they were still a tree
That I pissed all around before it was cut down
I've looked everywhere even under my bed
Searching without finding can drive a man mad
A familiar smell and then I see to my right
My clogs on the mat where I left them last night
I am standing here in my goat wool socks
Feeling relieved I found my clogs
They were pissed on by the cattle and pissed on by the dogs
They were pissed on by the sheep and pissed on by the hogs
They were pissed on by me when they were still a tree
That I pissed all around before it was cut down
I put on my clogs and my socks get wet
It seems they have been pissed on by the cat
It is clearly time to bring him to the vet
Tomorrow I'm gonna have him castrated
I'm standing here in my piss soaked socks
Pissed off about my pissed on clogs
They were pissed on by the cattle and pissed on by the dogs
They were pissed on by the sheep and pissed on by the hogs
Now they're pissed on by the cat and he pissed them pretty bad
They were pissed on by me when they were still a tree
That I pissed all around before it was cut down