Having a laugh at yourself
Looks like you forgot the milk
Back at the store there in the cart
Along with your patience; some other spare parts
Put the mouth to your lips, tip it back and sip
Just like Alex used to sing, it doesn't really matter
If you want to overindulge it doesn't really matter
Chug until it dribbles down your chin
It's not complicated, it's cut and dry
You spilled the milk so now you'll cry
Little child, dry those tears
That bottle's been bad for years
Slip and slide in the grocery store
Now you're the puddle spreading on the floor
Just like Alex used to sing, it doesn't really matter
If you want to overindulge it doesn't really matter
Chug until it dribbles down your chin