Trevor Goober - Dino in My Pocket Lyrics

There's a dinosaur in my pocket
He is chewing on my locket
He is letting out a roar when I'm at work
There's a dinosaur in my pocket
Kind of wish his mouth would sock it
Because frankly he is making me berserk
But he's such a smart tyrannosaurus
He's read through my dictionary and thesaurus
(He ate a page)
Catch him in the evenings looking fly
He's wearing a prehistoric suit and tie
Yes, he looks pretty good for his age
There's a dinosaur in my pocket
Every day I have to walk it
Around the neighbourhood for exercise
There's a dinosaur in my pocket
And I wish that he would stop it
There's a look of evil in his eyes
That established pocket compromise
Because frankly he is not the nicest guy