Trevor Goober - Heartbreak at Haunted Mansion Lyrics

This one goes out to my maker
Wherever he may be
Doctor, doctor, can I see you next?
There is something that I'd like to confess
Life's pretty cool
I played by the rules
I tried to be a monster who was friendly and smart
But you came with forks and flame
Now I'll never be the same
Why'd you go and break my heart?
You think you got it bad?
I fell in love with her the moment we met
It was an evening that I'll never forget
We went for a kiss
I slipped and I missed
And accidentally bit her neck, not smart
She's a vampire forever
But we'll never be together
Why'd you go and break my heart?
Oh, Linda
I'm in love with a gal but she said I'm too wet
When I see the full moon I become my own pet
I'm stuck haunting a person I don't even really like
Ho ho ho, I have to deliver Christmas presents every single Christmas night
(Get out Santa)
Everybody loves us in the midst of October
But when November hits, all the affection is over
We want a life of love and we're ready to start
Why'd you go and break our hearts?
Oh yeah
Why'd you go and break our hearts?
It's just like you took a wooden stake to it
Why'd you go and break our hearts?
(Why'd you go and break our hearts?)
Nailed it