You know, I start out a really kind person, but then people test my limits
I thought all these men were my twin flames, turns out they're just lames
I don't know who these men think that they're playing with
You're not exonerated
Just cuz it's a minute
But now I'm here
Ready to make a career
Off these people who just wanted to interfere
I'm your worst f*cking nightmare
I'm your big f*cking truth
I'm the mirror to your soul baby
Do you see the real you
Don't you know I am the prize
That you fumbled, but disguise
Like you won, cuz you just got rid of a bitch
Yup, you lost the f*cking baddest
Cuz the nicest dudes I know
Are the ones who suck dick
So be a good girl
Get on your knees
And try it
Let's go through the list
Got this old dude trippin
Tried to give me all his demons,
But I let 'em in and realigned
Cleared karma from my bloodline
Bought him a Mercedes
I got a used bike off of Craigslist
True story, if you can believe it
He's 20 years older
But I'm the sugar mama
Breaking my own piggy bank
To pay his rent with my dollars
But it's fine
Cuz once that screenplay sells
Best believe I'll be making a
Than a couple mil
Sometimes I think about the lives I've lived and I'm like, what the hell
And I got a situation who's trying to come back
But if you have a girl, why are you on my snapchat
Pretty sure you kissed me when she was still with you
Better go and tell her that before I have to
And I got an ex man who's mad I blocked him
But little does he know it for his own protection
Cuz if he sees how I'm living, he'll want his old life back
Go talk about it in the family group chat
And then there's the kid who told me I'm in psychosis
Well then I'm curious, what is your self- diagnosis?
Cuz you were crying to me on Facetime every night
Did you like the attention or just dimming my light?
And I got men up in my dreams
Trying to steal my own destiny
Have you ever been psychically attacked
Well me too, but I'm protected, so I send it right back
And they don't come alone they come in pairs,
You had gang stalk me cuz you were so damn scared
Remember when my aura used to protect you
Then I walked away and everybody left you
Watched a dudes cat
Then he tried to see mine
Mind you this pervert was 65 at the time
But don't worry,
Gods seen it all
That's why your wife and kids left you, well that and the alcohol
And then there's a player who's keeps acting out
Thinks I'll be his wife, when he's ready to settle down
Tried to hit after a Venmo request for white wine
But it was watered down, so both requests got declined
And if he drops his ego
I might give in
But he's gotta write me a love song
And block his exes
Saged this rando, told him right before we kissed
To leave if he got skeletons in his closet
And once I said that his dick went soft
Guess when you lie to get head, it's pretty hard to get off
Had a guy living in his car
Tell me he's not ready
Of what
Me or a job that's steady
Even tried poly
But I ain't no sister wife
These men would be lucky if
I'd ever be their wife
I have yet to be taken on a real date
And not be the one who has to pay
Check, please
Got close once, but his card got declined
And I was too polite to say it
So I just used mine
But screw it, I'm finally calling it quits
On these boys with mommy issues, acting like their my kid
Begging god for strong women
Messing up the gift their given
Sorry you dated a musician
Like what the hell did you expect
And now they're all saying I'm cold hearted and bitter
But fail to mention all the chances they were given to be better
I wanted to be full of love and light
But instead you filled me up with regret and spite
And it seems like every dude's more of a bitch than me
Sorry, I didn't realize I was supposed to be eating your pussy
Like what the f*ck
I don't hate these men, I swear, they hate me
Sorry Mom