Nothing is more dangerous than life
Full of pain and trouble and strife
Nothing is more marvellous than life
Although with death it is rife
Traumatised by what she witnessed there
The trilobite moves on a bit less brave
Seeking comfort but she's finding none
Until out pops from a nearby cave
Another creature of the sea
Compound eyes and lots of legs
Plates of armour just like she has
Such magnificent, much attract
Very approach, so interact
Dance of passion, dance of love
Moving closer, not close enough
Pheromonal information
Sexual communication
Segmented lovers in the deep
Mars and Venus of the sea
Armoured bodies intertwine
In sexual desperation
Compound eyes and lots of legs
Plates of armour just like she has
Such magnificent, much attract
Very approach, so interact
Dance of passion, dance of love
Moving closer, not close enough
Pheromonal information
Sexual communication
Release of gametes in the sea
Empty gonads, now it's his turn
Moves into the cloud of spawn
Fertilises, turns and then he's gone
NOOOO!