THE GREATEST SONG EVER CREATED. Video (MV)

Alright
Yeah
Today um, presented by, tripkittysolja is
What the f*ck is a tripkittysolja
The greatest song, ever created
I don't think so
Not a single song has ever been better than this one
I think he's talking out his ass

Just got this drumkit from icyinternet
Off of reddit
I swear I find all my answers on reddit
Google how to sip lean and then reddit show up
I'm pouring a four up
Talk shit I'll beat you up
Talk shit I'll hit you in the face
I'm a business man I carry a briefcase
Hundred million dollars inside this briefcase
Inside this briefcase there's a contract to sign your life away
Inside this briefcase there's a contract to sign your rights away
Inside this briefcase there's a knuckle sandwich
You got terrible internet you got bad bandwidth
I can't stand this so I sit down
And then I stand back up and then I sit down again
You are so lonely you got like no friends
No friends having ass
Always inside on the computer games go touch grass
I'm trolling on the internet laughing my ass off
I just copped a 27.5
Open the bag I realise that's 30
That means I can sell like 2.5 for 30
And then get another 1.5 with that 30
Mathematical
I just popped a percy and now I start to itch
Stinky boy you like a scratch and sniff
Your breath stink
Stink so bad you get bullied
Get bullied so bad you need to go see a shrink
So high that I can't even think
You are like really ugly I think
I don't actually know cause I'm too high to think
This shit so hard this that dementia rap
This shit so hard this that dementia rap
I don't actually know cause I can't even think
I'm off the Elon, I'm off the X
Spent so much money on gambling now I'm in debt
You lose 100% of the money that you don't get
Won like 911 dollars never forget
It's hot as f*ck but I don't got no AC
Bad bitch tweaking she got ADHD
Watching my TV in 80HD
That's like ultra clear
Like 80K
Went to the jeweler and I spent like 80K
On some grills but my teeth decayed
Logged onto rust and my base is decayed
I pretend to be all good but I am not ok
I saw a cute cat on YouTube so I give it a thumb
I shared with a friend and I clicked the bell
This song was already turnt but here's a bell

Alright guys lets do verse two

This kid just one tapped me in counter strike global offensive
Just reported his ass he's going to regret it
He had a 300,000 dollar inventory for what
Now it's all gone
Don't you ever peak mid with a deagle again
My dad owns Steam
My dad owns Microsoft
My dad owns you
My dad owns the U.S military
You look like a silverback gorilla you're hairy
Invest in a razor
In the book of Guinness World Records you are the hairiest man
And you f*cking stink
Consider showering
Consider brushing your teeth
Consider suicide
Consider getting so high that you die
Consider permanently saying goodbye
This beat so fire I'm rapping sounding like eee-on-ung
Uln on your eung then I'm f*cking en-ul-un-am-el-uhh

I don't think I have anything else to say
This mother f*cker again can you shut the f*ck up
If you guys liked the song make sure to smash like
Here he go on his f*cking
Make sure to share it with 10 friends
What are you a youtuber now
We're on Spotify
Leave a comment if you
Shut up, shut up
Just, shhh
This was supposed to be like
The teaser, for the, for the
F*ck this bro
I'm- I'm done, I'm done