Trophy Eel - Let's Not Disappoint the Trick-Or-Treaters Lyrics

You and I we go together like
Pepto-Bismol and Coke and
You were the first one to ever
Kiss my neck

And I tremble and I tremble
At the thought of your
Tongue on my jugular
And I just wish I had the

Ability to be excited
But my heart's grown so
Tired of beating so fast
I don't suppose you could

Help with that
No one could ever consume me
The way that you do
We can go to that

Volcano and you could
Throw me in and I'd
Thank you for handling
The the way you did

We could lay on the sides
At the angle of repose
You know I've always loved your
Tephra cone

I got my tits pierced
Because you said you hated it
And I thought I'd try to
Change your mind

Oh no, where did my shirt go?
Oh no, it seems you lost yours too
I'd help you look for it but
It seems my plan had worked

No one understands me
The way that you do
We were teenage edgelords
Together and we never let it go

I couldn't get over the
Cure if I tried but you
Were the first one to make me
Hate Robert Smith

It was your fault I quit but you
Followed me anyway
Against my wishes
You were the apple of my eye

When the aliens come
To take us I won't go without you
The little gray men they'll take us
Poke us prod us make us hurt

But never as much as
I want to do to you
I sure hope they let me
Do experiments of my own

I don't need my brain or
My dignity to give you what
You want and take it
Back from you

They say I never
Had them anyway
But I don't know what
Else to sacrifice

You've never seen me
Before I had my combat boots
I've never seen you before
You were on Accutane

I wish we had because
I think then I wouldn't be so
Obsessed with you and
You could see me without

My shield