Hopping in my car on this beautiful day
Coming to see you and maybe to stay
Set out on the road, see you soon
I promise you I'll be there at noon
Can't go nowhere, can't go far
Four flat tires on my car
Four flat tires
What's wrong with me, it's so bizarre
Four flat tires on my car
Four flat tires
I was driving along on route 25
What's that noise, thank God that I'm alive
I pulled to the side of the road
So I could call the truck to get towed
Can't go nowhere, can't go far
Four flat tires on my car
Four flat tires
What's wrong with me, it's so bizarre
Four flat tires on my car
Four flat tires
Four flat tires
Four flat tires
And so I find out that my phone is now dead
Hope she understands and forgives instead
Things are already looking grim
Now the chances look even more slim
Can't go nowhere, can't go far
Four flat tires on my car
Four flat tires
What's wrong with me, it's so bizarre
Four flat tires on my car
Four flat tires
Can't go nowhere, can't go far
Four flat tires on my car
Four flat tires
What's wrong with me, it's so bizarre
Four flat tires on my car
Four flat tires