Trucking Troubadour - Boom-Baboon-Ba-Baboon-Go-Bang! Lyrics

Yo! Well, if you say dat anyone drive truck
Driver-man, oh, you mus' contend it!
Baboon crash so none can mend it, me say it!
Say, if you be Driver-man, you must 'ave a sense!
And if you gonna start, you must 'ave a plan!
Say, "Arrive alive!": it be not for pretend!
And if not baboon, you truckin' in de lane!
And if you be a snoozer, you gonna drive dense, now!

Boom-Baboon-Ba-Baboon-Go-Bang!
Me jump in readiness, me jumping fo' joy!
Me 'ad 'nough-a call Driver-man "Baboon Boy!"
Greedy man, he do take me fo' toy!
Paywall, all dem take away me joy!
'Ad 'nough-a call Driver-man "Baboon Boy!"
'Ad 'nough-a guff-a to annoy!
You not to take me, Driver-man, for Baboon-Boy!

Boom-Baboon-Ba-Baboon-Go-Bang!
No zero-hero, he know right big time!
De Driver-man make you feel sublime!
'Ave no fear spirit, me thinkin' all de time!
Me no drive de stupid baboon mime!
De Driver-man 'ave a permit so fine!
And if you gonna start, you must 'ave a plan!
Say, if you be a Driver-man, you must 'ave a sense!
If you be Driver-man, you no be pretend,
'Cause 'nough a dem a talk 'bout it still 'ave no good sense!

[Baboon-man, come fo' crash dem again!
He no can drive to Kingston, Mo' Bay, or May Pen!

Boom-Baboon-Ba-Baboon-Go-Bang!
You no call Driver-man a boy!
Me so jump in readiness, me jumping fo' joy!
You Driver-man 'ave 'nough good sense!
You watch Driver-man come fo' tell dem again!
De Baboon-man come fo' crash dem again, Lord!
Boom-Baboon-Ba-Baboon-Go-Bang!