Turbodong2000 - Eye Contact At The Urinal Lyrics

Went to take a leak today
Something real weird happened
I put my zipper down
Let out the ol' meat dragon
But then this dude next to me
Looked into my freakin' eyes
I said "you better knock it off pal"
I'm not that kinda guy
Eye contact at the urinal
Makes me real uncomfortable
Eye contact at the urinal
It's like he's staring in my soul
Eye contact at the urinal
I don't like it anymore
You're supposed to just stare at the floor
Went to take a dump today
Something unusual occurred
Some dude was peeking under my stall
I said "man what the hell this is absurd"
It doesn't matter where I go
Someone's always trying to take a peek
Lord what happened to my country
Can't a guy just take a leak
Eye contact at the urinal
Makes me real uncomfortable
Eye contact at the urinal
It's like he's staring in my soul
Eye contact at the urinal
I don't like it anymore
Eye contact at the urinal
You're supposed to just stare at the floor
Keep your eyes on your wiener
Keep your eyes on your wiener
Just keep your eyes on your wiener
Man just keep your eyes on your wiener
Eye contact at the urinal
Makes me real uncomfortable
Eye contact at the urinal
It's like he's staring in my soul
Eye contact at the urinal
I don't like it anymore
Eye contact at the urinal
You're supposed to just stare at the floor