Sometimes I punch myself in the wiener
Just to feel alive
But people say that's weird
So then I take a drive
And then my wiener hurts for hours
But I guess that's just life
Why do we do anything
If we're all gonna die
I might as well just roll a blunt
And stay real high
I don't have too many friends
They just tend to move along
Put punching my own wiener
I can always count on
Sometimes I punch myself in the wiener
Just to feel alive
But people say that's weird
So then I take a drive
And then my wiener hurts for hours
But I guess that's just life
Why do we do anything
If we're all gonna be gone
I might as well just do some shrooms
And beat the hell out of my schlong
Some people think I'm odd
Some people think I'm strange
But punching my own wiener
That's one thing I won't change
Sometimes I punch myself in the wiener
Just to feel alive
But people say that's weird
So then I take a drive
And then my wiener hurts for hours
But I guess that's just life
Doing alright
Punching my wiener tonight
I'm doing alright
Punching my wiener tonight
I'm doing alright
Punching my wiener tonight
I'm doing alright
Punching my wiener tonight
Sometimes I punch myself in the wiener
Just to feel alive
But people say that's weird
So then I take a drive
And then my wiener hurts for hours
But I guess that's just life
It don't matter what you say
I'm gonna make my wiener pay