Toxic, a chemical nightmare of
Wotsits - red, yellow, black
Thrift shop, a penniless project
Of cast offs from the almanac
Jiggly, oh jiggly bopsiwotsit
He got sick from licking the toxins
Flourescent from the chemical glow
The cockpit got stuck in his forehead
The outcome from a well-aimed throw
Jiggly, oh jiggly bopsiwotsit