TVXP - L Mans (feat. 200 Sosavelli) Lyrics

I was at the gas station
Lookin' for some condoms (Condoms)
But suddenly
I was approached by a robber (Black man!)
He stepped to me
And he smelt real green (He smelt bad)
His head was bald like Mr. Clean (Shiny)
He said he needed some oil sheen (Oily ass head)
But I ain't really wanna be mean (I'm not like that)
So I shot his ass right in his spleen (In his liver!)
And after that I flicked my girl bean (Her vagina)
I never learned how to share
'Cause I'm a gangsta (Tupac!)
I stomped a bitch out
Yeah it was my grandma (She died)
Put my hand on the stove
Next to the spatula (Ooh!)
I burnt that bitch off
And I woke up next to Santa (My hand fell off)
Yo, why this part sound like my Samsung? (Vrrmp, Vrrmp)
(Vrrmp, Vrrmp)
Bruh
Bruh
I was in the schoolhouse
Had to tuck the Motorola (Hello, Moto!)
He said he had the Sprite
He had a Coca Cola (Ugh!)
Swear to god these niggas got the funk
But what's the aroma? (Stankin')
I was playin' Fortnite doin' scammers gettin' scammed (With CJ)
What you got up in your sandwich nigga, Jam on Jam! (Jelly sandwich, nigga)
I think I'mma beatbox to my uh, fellow Americans (Uh-Yeah!)
Gave a nigga my Nike slides, he said it smells like asparagus (On God)
Ran into my UK nigga, I hit him with the Ayo Bruv (Pfft)
I asked that nigga for a thousand dollars he said
No bruv (L Mans!)
Aye Dababy, is it true that they turned you into a convertable? (It was a real question nigga!)
That nigga said
Deadass