Twinkie Fairies - Festive Feaster Jana Lyrics

Yeah, it's the holiday remix, let's go

Jana got a problem
Frontin' with them young elves
Double candy cane queen, stacking junk on the shelves
Rolling with the lies, can't wrap up them gifts
Big belly, small cheer, ain't no room for the lifts

Stacked up cookies, but you lacking the play
Claim you're a queen, can't fit in your sleigh
Petty lies flying while you snack on tarts
Holiday queen so obese, pedophile from the start

Jana, where yo' Christmas spirit at
Too busy drinking milk, your pants don't fit the facts
Craving baby elves, ain't growing up this year
More than eggnog, your spirit's insincere

The Santa Claus spirit, bringing truth to the sleigh
No Grinching, keep my jingle bells on display
Can't hide behind the gifts, your lies on replay
Call me Santa, Sensei, knock you out, slay

Fit to spit heat, see you in the rear
Jana with the gingerbread, addiction in the clear
Fruitcake dreams, eating in tears
Living in the snowstorm, my shine your fear

Jana, where yo' Christmas spirit at
Too busy drinking milk, your pants don't fit the facts
Craving baby elves, ain't growing up this year
More than eggnog, your spirit's insincere

Santa's list is calling, better check it twice
But your name's in red, girl, you naughty, not nice
Cold in your stockings, fake snow in your life
Trying to act jolly, but you cut like a knife
Rudolph's red nose is rounder than you
Frostbitten by truth, feel that holiday mood
Carolers sing, but they're not singing for you
Christmas bells ring, but you're stuck in the food

Jana, where yo' Christmas spirit at
Too busy drinking milk, your pants don't fit the facts
Craving little elves, ain't growing up this year
More than eggnog, your spirit's insincere
Jana, where your Christmas spirit at
Too busy drinking milk, your pants don't fit the facts
Craving little elves, ain't growing up this year
More than eggnog, your spirit's insincere