Online Shopping Video (MV)

Well if I had to list the times I'd bought some stupid shit online, the list would be as long as I am tall,
Online shopping comforts me, 'cause I can have all that I please, without having to step out of my door
I'm too tired to dress up and go outside
Why should I when they'll deliver here tonight
Well if I had to bear the cost, of all the plastic in this box, I'd be paying half my life for all this crap
I only ordered one small shirt, they sent me half a warehouse worth, of polystyrene balls and bubble wrap
Shipping is free if I sign up today
Returning is the hook and the price is the bait
And if I wasn't quite so sure, I couldn't get this at a store, then I wouldn't give these crooks half of my pay
But what's a man supposed to do? I need that disk of Ice Age 2, to finish my collection on Bluray
I'm too tired to dress up and go outside
Why should I when they'll deliver here tonight
Shipping is free if I sign up today
Returning is the hook and the price is the bait