Christmas Time 2.0 (feat. cuzz.y) Video (MV)

(Is it snowing outside yet?)

The other day I met Santa
Yeah, that man's got banter (banter)
Never stuck in traffic, no lights turning amber (amber)
He wears red, no anger (anger)
Always in the same outfit, no hamper (hamper)
Yeah, he still dapper (dapper)
Reindeer from Rudolph to Prancer (Prancer)
He plays COD, no camper (camper)
Minecraft, an enchanter (enchanter)
He rich, got pamper (pamper)
Live in the UK, always damper (always damper)

It's Christmas time
Hear the jingle bells chime
My lyrics always rhyme
Like 'Home Alone', got increased crime
Up the charts, this song won't climb
Give you goosebumps, no R.L. Stine
Star on top of the tree that always shine
Yeah, the Christmas tree always pine
This song ain't like any other of mine (woah)
Yeah, it won't define
But it's Christmas time (it's Christmas time, it's Christmas time)

Yeah, I saw Santa Claus
Smacked an elf in the jaws (clobbered)
Always on world tours
In the UK, it always pours
Always in his sleigh
Make sure his elves obey (obey)
This song is at most okay (okay, sitting in his sleigh)

It's Christmas time
Hear the jingle bells chime
My lyrics always rhyme (rhyme)
Like 'Home Alone', got increased crime
Up the charts, this song won't climb
Give you goosebumps, no R.L. Stine
Star on top of the tree that always shine (shine)
Yeah, the Christmas tree always pine (pine)
This song ain't like any other of mine (mine)
Yeah, it won't define (won't define in a London state of mind)
But it's Christmas time

It's Barack on the mic and we're bringing it back (yeah)
Got your mum in a stack
Sorry, that's just a fact (okay)
Mine's nice, long and black but your mum's gone too far (ooh)
I'm licking her toes in the back of her car (ooh)
I saw Mrs Claus and her bunda walk passed (it's big)
I went even harder and I came a bit fast
She was having a blast, but I was starting to blow
But she still prefers me 'cause you're too slow
Don't stop me now 'cause I'm starting to flow
I'm a rich-ass boy, I got cash I can show (okay)
Face full of joy as it's beginning to snow (okay)
I got ten little elves sucking each of my toes (okay)
I love little balls, so they call me Defoe
Mrs Claus is so hot that she starting to glow
They call me a baker, the way I be baking, the way I be making this bread and this dough
Call me Papi Claus like Matty Tilbz
R.I.P. Maradona, that fatty kills
On the M.I.C. doing S.A. I love K.I.D. and Bombay
Spawn camping in your mum's vag, call me a rat
I got a 4 K/D, we call that a stat (ay)
Too many hoes chat, that's a statistic
She's like "I'm stuck step bro", that's a sad step sis
We be passing your mum like a prime time spliff
I'm called God of War, I'm on the edge of a cliff
Barack's dick is stiff and inside Mrs Claus
I've got her gagging for it, whilst on all fours
Santa's gay so I opened his jaw (he's gay)
I've got eggnog so I gave it a pour
I'm black, so I rob every store
I'm back, I know you want more
My dick's a pepperoni, and it's in bits
But I couldn't care anymore, just 'cause it's

Christmas time
Hear the jingle bells chime (jingle bells)
My lyrics always rhyme (always rhyme)
Like 'Home Alone', got increased crime
Up the charts, this song won't climb
Give you goosebumps, no R.L. Stine
Star on the top of the tree that always shine
Yeah, the Christmas tree always pine
This song ain't like any other of mine
Yeah, it won't define (in a London state of mind)
But it's Christmas time

Feeling hashtag blessed
These elves been getting finessed (finessed)
Say it with chest
You ain't finna pass this test (pass this test)
Finally a song where you aren't depressed (yeah)
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Hope you're granted all your most wanted wishes (ooh)
Everything off the top of your wishlist (wishlist)
Shout out "Kobe!" and you're always gonna swish this (Kobe!)
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year