tyler plazio - Happy Birthday to Us Lyrics

Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party
I know like 2 people here
But I still appreciate it
Cause I guess we're friends
But if we really were
We should've just got a coffee
Because you know how much I hate parties
Also your new boyfriend's a dick
It's fine

I'll just sit in the corner
And pretend to have a good time
You know me so well
Happy birthday to us

Thanks for wishing me a happy birthday
Except you forgot
Which is hard to imagine because it's on the same day as yours
But I guess you f*cked up
Guess I don't really matter much to you anymore
It's probably your new boyfriend's fault
It's fine

I hope you know he cheated on his last girlfriend
Which means he'll probably cheat on you
But you wouldn't let me tell you that
So happy birthday to us

I hope you're happy
I hope you know he sucks
I guess it doesn't matter

Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party
Happy birthday to us