Ugg Lee - BO Baracus Lyrics

Wake up in the morning
I put on my clothes
But first I have a shower
Cause I ain't one of those
Stinky people
That smell of BO
There's such things as deodorant
Don't you know

Wake up really early
I go and get dressed
But first I have a shower
Because I ain't a mess
Oi stinky people
That smell of BO
Get some anti perspirant
It's two quid you know

One thing that I hate
That makes me grit my teeth
Is when I'm sitting on the bus
And I can't even breathe
Cause some man smells rank in the corner
That girl's about to sit next to him
SOMEBODY WARN HER

And I don't understand it
So I could never bet
And I know that of all people
Occasionally I sweat
So take advice that I am giving
Through your headset
Buy all your loved ones
A lynx Africa gift set

If that describes you
Please don't feel down
Cause what I said
Really isn't profound
And I'll still see you
Out on the town
Just don't come near me if you smell
Like a wet hound

So I hope that you see what I mean
Use some roll on
You got some shit hygiene
Drench all your garments in kerosene
And get yourself locked up in quarantine

Wake up in the morning
I put on my clothes
But first I have a shower
Cause I ain't one of those
Stinky people
That smell of BO
There's such things as deodorant
Don't you know

Wake up really early
I go and get dressed
But first I have a shower
Because I ain't a mess
Oi stinky people
That smell of BO
Get some anti perspirant
It's two quid you know

One thing that upsets me
That gets me to the brink
Is when I'm sat in Wetherspoons
Enjoying a drink
All I can smell is some week old trout
Move out of my way man
I NEED TO GET OUT

And I don't really get it
How can you be a slob
How can you chat up bare girls with your Stilton knob
How can you leave your house with that odour
I bet your balls are shrivelled up and green just like Yoda

So where is that smell
Coming from
Can you not work a shower
Are you dumb
How do these fellas ever get pum
When they're smelling like
Stale scrotum

So yes I'm sorry if this rap is the tea
But BO is not good
I think we'll agree
Now I'm getting the aroma of pee
What a minute
I think that was me

Wake up in the morning
I put on my clothes
But first I have a shower
Cause I ain't one of those
Stinky people
That smell of BO
There's such things as deodorant
Don't you know

Wake up really early
I go and get dressed
But first I have a shower
Because I ain't a mess
Oi stinky people
That smell of BO
Get some anti perspirant
It's two quid you know