Stop the motorized photon beam
We caught a winner
Unlock chock blocks
Quick, get 'im!
Hypnotize with bright lights and high phazers
Arm the big beam microwave laser
Get his eyeballs out with the scraper
Teeth sharpened now, nothing major
We have the technology to change him
We can make our new death angel
Cauterize, burn, super glue; don't waste it
Send software up to you, begin sequence
Release the airlock, hold, and stand back!