Unckle Eddie - Trading My Car In Lyrics

You need to get rid of that raggedy car
Lately I've been having problems out of my car
And I've been having problems out of my old lady too
So I think I'm gonna trade them both in

For new models
Lately my car's been acting up
My old lady can show her butt
My car's smoking like a chimney do

My woman smokes from cigarette too
My muffler's got a hole in it, my old lady loud
They both embarrass me out in a crowd
I'm gonna trade my car in, y'all, for a new model

My old lady too, for a supermodel
A Rolls Royce or Mercedes Benz
Tyra Banks or one of her friends
Now I don't know what I'm gonna do

I'm tired of this car, y'all, and this woman too
My car leaks gas, you can't stand the fumes
My woman leaks gas too, you gotta leave the room
My car needs new tires, my lady needs new shoes

Both of them are giving me the blues
I'm gonna trade my car in, y'all, for a new model
My old lady too, for a supermodel
A Bentley or Mercedes Benz

Naomi Campbell or one of her friends
I got a headlight out and I don't know why
My woman wears a patch over one eye
My car needs a paint job, it's beginning to fade

My woman needs makeup on her face
The clear coat has lost its glow
My old lady's skin, no, don't shine no more
I'm gonna trade my car in, y'all, for a new model

My old lady too, for a supermodel
A Maserati or Mercedes Benz
Halle Berry or one of her friends
My car bounces up and down like shocks are gone

My woman walks with a limp like somethings wrong
In the trunk of my car there's too much junk
My old lady has too much junk in her trunk
I had a flat the other day, now here's the deal

My woman's complaining she broke her heel
I'm gonna trade my car in, y'all, for a new model
My old lady too, for a supermodel
A Cadillac or Mercedes Benz

Chanel, Iman , or one of her friends
There's a whole lot of static in the radio
My woman sounds a lot like the radio
Sometimes my car, it spits and sputters

Sometimes my old lady spits and stutters
I got my mind made up, I know what I'm gonna do
I'm trading this car in, y'all, and this woman too
I'm trading my car in, y'all, for a new model

My old lady too, for a supermodel
A Jaguar or Mercedes Benz
Tyra Banks or one of her friends
My mind made up, I know what I'm gonna do

I'm getting rid of this car and this woman too
It's time that I trade them in
I'm gonna push them in, gonna pull them in, gonna drag them in
I'm trading my car in, y'all, for a new model

Well, I got my eyes on a Mercedes
And a Mercedes type of lady
What about this Rolls Royce
And that Rolls Royce kind of girl