I don't go out much
Cuz I don't get an invite and I don't like the Sunlight
I'm nocturnal
Sleep all day and party all night
Flash a cross at me and you'll see
I'm just your average angsty teen
Splash some holy water on me
Check out all this blasphemy
Cuz I'm just a teenage vampire
Without the bite
I'm just a teenager vampire
Without the bite
Cuz I'm just a teenage vampire
Without the bite
I'm just a teenager vampire
Without the bite
And I hate my job at the pizza place (Alright!)
Cuz I smell like garlic everyday (Yeah!)
And I've got such low self esteem (Uh huh?)
That looking in the mirror makes me want to scream (Ah!)
Cuz I'm just a teenage vampire
Without the bite
I'm just a teenager vampire
Without the bite
Cuz I'm just a teenage vampire
Without the bite
I'm just a teenager vampire
Without the bite