I'm a little bitty broccoli
With no place to go
By a twist of fate
I'm out in the cold
My daddy was a big stalk
From a hard luck farm
My momma was a little bud
She didn't mean to do no harm
Now they're cuddlin' up together
By the fire nice and warm
Well I'm a lonely broccoli
I didn't make it into the pot
I'm out on the stove
Sometimes I wish I were a tator-tot
My friends are into bubbly
I think the party's gettin' hot
Well 1 and 1 is 2
2 and 2 is 4
4 and 4 is 10
I better do my math again
I¹m all alone on the range
Trying to find my way back home
Well the temperature's risin'
I hear the party goin' on
I'm breakin' out in a sweat
My glasses are covered in fog
No matter how I wail
I feel just like a dog
Well I'm a lonely broccoli
I didn't make it into the pot
I'm out on the stove
I'm givin' it all I've got
My friends are into bubbly
The party's never gonna stop
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I'm a little bitty broccoli
With no place to go
By a twist of fate
I'm out in the cold
My daddy was a big stalk
From a hard luck farm
My momma was a little bud
She didn't mean to do no harm
Now they're cuddlin' up together
By the fire nice and warm
Well I'm a lonely broccoli
I didn't make it into the pot
I'm out on the stove
Sometimes I wish I were a tator-tot
My friends are into bubbly
I think the party's gettin' hot
Well 1 and 1 is 2
2 and 2 is 4
4 and 4 is 10
I better do my math again
I¹m all alone on the range
Trying to find my way back home
Well the temperature's risin'
I hear the party goin' on
I'm breakin' out in a sweat
My glasses are covered in fog
No matter how I wail
I feel just like a dog
Well I'm a lonely broccoli
I didn't make it into the pot
I'm out on the stove
I'm givin' it all I've got
My friends are into bubbly
The party's never gonna stop
With no place to go
By a twist of fate
I'm out in the cold
My daddy was a big stalk
From a hard luck farm
My momma was a little bud
She didn't mean to do no harm
Now they're cuddlin' up together
By the fire nice and warm
Well I'm a lonely broccoli
I didn't make it into the pot
I'm out on the stove
Sometimes I wish I were a tator-tot
My friends are into bubbly
I think the party's gettin' hot
Well 1 and 1 is 2
2 and 2 is 4
4 and 4 is 10
I better do my math again
I¹m all alone on the range
Trying to find my way back home
Well the temperature's risin'
I hear the party goin' on
I'm breakin' out in a sweat
My glasses are covered in fog
No matter how I wail
I feel just like a dog
Well I'm a lonely broccoli
I didn't make it into the pot
I'm out on the stove
I'm givin' it all I've got
My friends are into bubbly
The party's never gonna stop
Writer: JIM MAYER
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