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Uncle Phil - Toes Turned Up Lyrics



Uncle Phil - Toes Turned Up Lyrics




We had a little dachshund dog
We treated it very badly
We used it as a footstool
It died, very sadly

We had a cat, a tabby cat
We treated it very badly
We used it to keep the draft out
It died, very sadly

Toes turned up, toes turned up
There's no dignity in going out that way
Toes turned up, toes turned up
In the vain hope of a better afterlife
In the vain hope of a better afterlife

We had a tortoise, shiny and slow
We treated it very badly
We used it as a doorstop
It died, very sadly

We had a hamster, fluffy and round
We treated it very badly
We used it as a shuttlecock
It died, very sadly

Toes turned up, toes turned up
There's no dignity in going out that way
Toes turned up, toes turned up
In the vain hope of a better afterlife
In the vain hope of a better afterlife
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We had a little dachshund dog
We treated it very badly
We used it as a footstool
It died, very sadly

We had a cat, a tabby cat
We treated it very badly
We used it to keep the draft out
It died, very sadly

Toes turned up, toes turned up
There's no dignity in going out that way
Toes turned up, toes turned up
In the vain hope of a better afterlife
In the vain hope of a better afterlife

We had a tortoise, shiny and slow
We treated it very badly
We used it as a doorstop
It died, very sadly

We had a hamster, fluffy and round
We treated it very badly
We used it as a shuttlecock
It died, very sadly

Toes turned up, toes turned up
There's no dignity in going out that way
Toes turned up, toes turned up
In the vain hope of a better afterlife
In the vain hope of a better afterlife
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Writer: Phil Gray
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Length: 2:40
Written by: Phil Gray
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