underscores - My guy (Corporate shuffle) Lyrics

Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-good luck

Your hubby's quite the little pushover
Does he ask you to push him over in bed? (Hahaha)
And did you hear about that robbery?
He looked so fishy when I saw him at the supermarket
And Martha still won't join the PTA
I mean like, don't you even care about your kids?
You can't trust the local dermatologist
(Ugh, he really overdid her fillers)

She really oughta see my guy (I mean it)
My guy (I mean it), my guy (I mean it)
My guy
She really oughta see my guy (I mean it)
My guy (I mean it), my guy (I mean it)
My guy

I-
When I was 12 years old
(What is wrong with you?)
Now everybody wants to ruin my life
(Get the f*ck out of here, get out)
And did you hear about that robbery?
To be honest, I can't believe y'all didn't see it coming
I'm not some gullible ideologue
I hate everyone equivalently
Samantha says I need a therapist
(Why don't you worry about yourself?)

Don't get too comfortable
My guy (I mean it), my guy (I mean it)
My guy (I mean it), my guy
Don't get too comfortable
My guy (I mean it), my guy (uh, I mean it)
My guy (uh, I mean it), my guy

Won't you wrap me around, wrap me around?
Won't you wrap me around, wrap me around?
(Won't you wrap me around, wrap me around?)
(Won't you wrap me around, wrap me around?)

Have I told you 'bout my theory yet?
It proves we might be more alike than you think
And did you hear about that robbery?
I can't imagine how his wife and kids are dealing with it
My sister tells me that you'll never learn
I think you're way more complicated than that
She likes to call me an apologist
(But I know exactly what I am)

(And you'll always be my)
Guy (I mean it), my guy (I mean it)
My guy (I mean it), my guy
And you'll always be
My guy (I mean it), my guy (I mean it)
My guy (I mean it), my guy
And you'll always be
My guy (I mean it), my guy (oh, I mean it)
My guy (oh, I mean it), my guy
And you'll always be
My guy (I mean it), my guy (I mean it)
My guy (I mean it), my guy