DIRTY OLD MAN
Dirty old man he played one
Taught me how to have some fun
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home
Two
He taught me just what to do
Three
Now he's playing with my knee
Four
Now we're laying on the floor
Five
Now the bee is in the hive
Six
Taught me how to do some tricks
Seven
Now I'll never get to heaven
Eight
Taught me how to masturbate
Nine
Now I do it all the time
Ten
Time for us to start again
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DIRTY OLD MAN
Dirty old man he played one
Taught me how to have some fun
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home
Two
He taught me just what to do
Three
Now he's playing with my knee
Four
Now we're laying on the floor
Five
Now the bee is in the hive
Six
Taught me how to do some tricks
Seven
Now I'll never get to heaven
Eight
Taught me how to masturbate
Nine
Now I do it all the time
Ten
Time for us to start again
Dirty old man he played one
Taught me how to have some fun
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home
Two
He taught me just what to do
Three
Now he's playing with my knee
Four
Now we're laying on the floor
Five
Now the bee is in the hive
Six
Taught me how to do some tricks
Seven
Now I'll never get to heaven
Eight
Taught me how to masturbate
Nine
Now I do it all the time
Ten
Time for us to start again
Writer: EWAN MACCOLL
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC