FORTY IS SPORTY
If forty is sporty
Then fifty is nifty
And I am delighted
I'm middle aged too.
I've got the generic --
The standard climacteric--
But I've still got the hots over you.
I love you
I want you to know
"I want you."
I love you to say.
I've reached middle age
And I'm out of the Cage
So mama, come on and let us play!
Though the autumn wind sighs through the trees
And the snow clouds hunker on the hills
And the swimmin' hole threatens to freeze
I lust for you -- and I always will.
If forty is sporty
Then fifty is nifty
And I am delighted
I'm middle-aged too.
It's clearly generic --
The plain old climacteric --
And yet I've got the hots over you.
(tune: Swinging Safari)