Useful Mutant - Can't Complain Lyrics

I got a paper cut last week now the damn things infected
Got a ticket 'cause I didn't get my car inspected
I haven't got a clue where I left my keys
My dogs got worms and my cats got fleas
Well the neighbors' dog took a crap in my flowers
My de-ranged brother thinks he's got superpowers
I got some really bad gas you know I can't stop fartin'
My brain is on fire got a migraine startin'

I don't mean to complain
I don't like to complain
I don't mean to complain
I really shouldn't complain
But I'm gonna

My ex-wife want me to write her a check
I'm tryin' real hard not to wring her neck
Well my back went out I can't start my car
And it's just too long a walk down to the bar
Well I told my boss where he could go pound it
I lost my job but some other guy found it
You know I fell last night on my way to the loo
Fractured my nose now I'm all black 'n blue

I don't mean to complain
I don't like to complain
I don't mean to complain
I really shouldn't complain
I don't mean to complain
I don't like to complain
I don't mean to complain
I really shouldn't complain
Aw, what's the use