Yeah, it all started on the plane I should have known it was the way
Cause once I landed, it was too late I've been stuck here ever since
I had the shits right out the gate And now I'm in the toilet praying for heaven's
Sake I wanna run away, but I'm in shit tons of pain
Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain
I've been stuck here ever since
What can come up must come down
What can come out must have come in I don't know what goes on here
But for all I know, I might be dying
Ooh, not again, not again
Ooh, think I'm shitting myself again Ooh, not again, not again
Ooh, think I'm shitting myself again
Come let me be serious Let's not be delirious
I almost shitted and hurled I wanna be traveling the world
But I've just been vomiting and shitting in the toilet
Need a plumber, need to call him Can't escape the sewer, I'm in
I've been stuck here ever since The breakfast buffet's too spicy, babe
And now my precious bottom's in a fiery state I wanna run away, but I'm in shit tons of pain
I've been stuck here ever since
What can come up must come down
What can come out must have come in I don't know what goes on here
But for all I know, I might be dying Ooh, not again, not again
Ooh, think I'm shitting myself again
And in the last 24 hours This toilet's got more use
Than it has in its entire life, hey, date And in the last week since we landed
I've spent more time on the loo Than I did with the friends I came with
Ooh, not again, not again Ooh, think I'm shitting myself again
Ooh, not again, not again