Well if you're lookin' for trouble
I'm the man to see
If you're feelin' Aphrodite
I'm your six foot four
If your diet is a cup of T
And if you look like a love song to me
I'll put my Clark Gable look on for you
I'll take you down, down the road
I ain't foolin' you, baby
Can't you tell
Forget bout the text game
I'm calling you right now
Get ready to play
I bond with your b-side
You shake like jello
What a gif to my life
Well if you're looking for mind games
I'm the man to see
If you're looking for a wild date
You'll be my Rosie palm today
I'll put your name on my ghosting list
I'll take you down, deep in the mist
I can open my cards for you
And I will win this game either way
I don't care bout you baby
Can't you tell
Forget bout the text game
I'm calling you right now
Get ready to play
Bam-bam in the ham
La Petite Mort is here
Go out for a smoke