Valentines Day - Internet Friends / Internet Love Lyrics

There's a couple kids I know who love robbing banks
I only see them when I'm alone and usually it's pretty late
I'd like to think I know them well but thinking so is strange
My best friend in the world and I have never seen the other's face

Internet friends
Internet friends
You can have friends on the internet
In the new millennium you can have friends you've never met

That best friend and I used to talk every night falling for her like some dumb kid
But anyway over chat room screens is where I had my first kiss
One day she asked if I would care if IRL she were a bit different
Turns out the first girl that I loved was a... middle aged man!

Internet friends
Internet friends
You can have friends on the internet
In the new millennium you can have friends you've never met

There's this new girl that I know who loves exactly what I do
I met her through my Instagram where she just so happens to model
We talked and talked in our dms then she asked to move it to facetime
I was kinda nervous but boy am I'm glad I gave her a try
We fell in love and better yet she's coming this way
Only needed my credit card and SSN to book her plane

Internet love
Internet love
You can have sex via satellite
In this age of information you don't even need a phone line
Internet friends
Internet friends
You can have friends on the internet
In the new millennium you can have friends you've never met