Van Dyke Brown - The Fair Lyrics

The night I dropped acid and went to the fair
I spent 36 dollars throwing darts through the air
For a Motley Crue mirror that would soon need repair
And I laid there knowing I'd never leave there

The night I dropped acid and went to the fair
Elizabeth called me and said she'd be there
By the time she arrived I was too gone to care
Was a 50-foot drop down that 20-yard stare

And I'm a long way from home
30 miles I'd bet
And I lost a friend but gained a night of
Funnel cakes and sweat

The night I dropped acid and went to the fair
I stole me a rabbit and fell down some stairs
The corn dogs they tasted like candy I swear
And I ran in circles til circles turned square

And I'm a long way from home
Nine miles I'd bet
And I lost a friend but gained a night of
Cigarettes and spit

And I'm a long way from home
Five miles I'd bet
And I lost a friend but gained a night of
Licorice and fits

The night I dropped acid and went to the fair
I unstrapped myself on a tilt a whirl dare
And my eyes found the sky as I took to the air
Never felt so alive never felt so scared

And I'm a long way from home
Half a mile I'd bet
And I lost a friend but gained a night
A week's pay well spent

The night I dropped acid and went to the fair
I went looking for God but he cut off his hair
No one could see me cause no one was there
The night I dropped acid and went to the fair