Versus Humanity - She's Nuts (feat. Nick Battani) Lyrics

I sent a bullet through the chamber and I heard the body drop
I'm an ex-con
But the only time I quit is when I rest before my next job
Checks gone, the courts took that with my ex long
Before I was aborting babies from the sex dog
Second ex-whore, that would flex on
Any random dick that came her way
Then we'd be sitting in the clinic and I'm on the hook to pay
But it's not even my baby in the counter, lady's face
Says that I'm in here too much, I need to learn sexual safety
Bitch, I can't f*ck for six weeks now
Cause this little Ginger cum dumpster keeps sleeping around
I should have the nerve to dump her, but she ain't mentally sound
And it's got me in this slump that makes me wanna blow her brains out
So I'm gonna take the same route and just move out of the state
Where she can never ever find me so that I can meditate
I am not running away, and it is not that I'm afraid
It's that my two strikes me from her, I'm trying to make it to home plate
She's f*cking nuts, man
I know
Yeah, she's f*cking nuts, man
I know
She's f*cking nuts, man
I know
Yeah, she's f*cking nuts, man
I know, I know, I know, I know
I've never tried to be a badass, so I guess it came natural
I've been taking night classes on how not to be an asshole
And I'm averaging an A, pretty sure I'm gonna pass
Cause I keep sharing all my blunts with all the faculty and students
And I know I started movement with my comedy in Denver
And I didn't even know it while pursuing the endeavor
Baby mama up and left while I was out on tour in Portland
Said she didn't have a dad, I'm obviously not important
She's nuts, man
I know
Yeah, she's f*cking nuts, man
I know
She's f*cking nuts, man
I know
Yeah, she's f*cking nuts, man
I know, I know, I know, I know
Hey, take a step to the left if you're into crazy bitches
Say hey, hey
Take a step to the right and if you're the crazy bitch be mine
Hey, take a step to the left if you're into crazy bitches
Say hey, hey
Take a step to the right and if you're the crazy bitch be mine
Hey Kattryna, I guess you get a verse in this song
Your dirty f*cking gutterslut, I should known I was wrong
You're gonna get your kid molested just like you and your mom
From another random guy three generations strong
Tell that maggot Adam that I know some killers in prison
The wimp can get it in a minute if I hear he's been diddlin
Inching for a lynching with a garbage bag
The pedophile will be limp-hung twitching in his cell
Wishing that you never bumped heads, now this top bunk bed's
Christened with ejaculating blood, bitch enough said
Rough end, lusting at another man's slut
When you really want the kid and you really think she loves something
You ain't worth nothing but a motherf*cking paycheck, daycare
Rent, food, mechanic, bills, past due, medical
I'm skeptical to why she thinks you're special
Cause you're just fat and retarded and I guess that I am mental
She's nuts, man, I know
Yeah, she's f*cking nuts, man, I know
She's f*cking nuts, man, I know
Yeah, she's f*cking nuts, man, I know, I know, I know, I know
Hey, Take a step to the left if you're into crazy bitches, say hey
Hey, Take a step to the right and if you're the crazy bitch, be mine
Hey, Take a step to the left if you're into crazy bitches, say hey
Hey, Take a step to the right and if you're the crazy bitch, be mine
Yeah, she's f*cking nuts, man, I know
Yeah, she's f*cking nuts, man, I know
Yeah, she's f*cking nuts, man, I know
Yeah, she's f*cking nuts, man, I know, I know, I know, I know