Please come down
And take a look around
At this funny funny situation
You are standing there
And I am laying bare
In a state of total confusion
Whistling your time
Melodies will come to mind
That you've never thought of
I know you've asked to talk
But I prefer to walk
If we're looking for a resolution
Total confusion
Please calm down
We're only hanging round
With my privacy exposed
Relying on a book
When you could just take a look
And collect the same information
Total confusion