Viagra Boys - Uno II Lyrics

"I found a crouton underneath a futon", mama said
I couldn't eat it 'cause all my teeth are gone
My personality is based on food now
Take it from Bogdan, he's my veterinarian
His folks are from Croatia
They've been through some shit, man
I seem like such a bitch when I talk about Swedish politics
Or maybe he's Australian
I never really listen when he's talking 'bout himself

When I see my veterinarian, it feels a little scary
And I sleep a weird sleep and I wake up in an area
In the back of a facility the doctors do activities
That involve the trade of rotten teeth of exotic breeds especially
Is Bogdan my enemy?
Does he want the best for me?
What's he doing with my teeth?
Is he taking them to Australia?

His folks have seen some shit
I seem like such a bitch
His folks have seen some shit
I seem like such a bitch
I seem like such a bitch
I seem like such a bitch
I seem like such a bitch (I seem like such a-)

"I found a crouton underneath a futon", mama said
I couldn't eat it 'cause all my teeth are gone
My personality, is based on food now
Take it from Bogdan, he's my veterinarian
His folks are from Croatia
They been through some shit, man
I seem like such a bitch when I talk about Swedish politics