The Victorians - Once Upon a Time Lyrics

This was my fairy-tale
I told to you
Dear, you look really pale
I swear, it's true

Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella
Snow-White and the Golden Ass
Went by jetplane to old Disney World
Tom Thumb plays cards with the Giant
And the shady Frog Princess
Joins the Prince who once forgot his sword

Your face turned a shade of green
You need first aid
Such skin I've never seen
Since the Little Mermaid

Little Red Riding Hood in black
Jumbo's trunk lies on the grill
Drank two bottles and felt rather cool
Pinocchio rides a camel
Which seems to be quite a thrill
The Three Sillies think he's just a fool