Its 3 O'clock wish I'm working from home
Hope I don't loose my job
Social distancing is real easy for me
It's what I've been doing all along
Searching and high and low for an N95
But all the Toilet Paper Rolls are gone
At least gas is cheap I should take a trip
However, in a 50 mile radius I belong
I wanted to work
Now I'm stuck at home
Why is all the toilet paper gone
I've got canned goods for weeks
Beer for days
Shouldn't life like this be fun
Girl I won't cough or sneeze
Won't shake your hand
Its what we gotta do
If that temperature is up
And you're feeling bad
Better hope its just the flu
We could go on a date
But we can't stay out late
Or well best curfew
Girl I wanna be
Six feet
Six feet
Six feet
Six feet away from you
Corona Virus,
Corona Rona Virus
Stay AT HOME
They signed that stimulus
I'm in a near bliss
But my 401K won't be safe for long
Markets Crashing and Restruants closing
Even the Pope said that church is gone
Good news is that Trumps giving me a thousand bucks
Since I go no job
But I'm young and healthy guess I'll go on spring break
What could go wrong?
15 days
To stop the spread
But I know where it went wrong
If stopped eating bats
Paid attention to the stats
I wouldn't have to write this song
I miss you bunches
But lets keep our distance
Til this is done and gone
Pray for the doctors the nurses
And the hospital staffs
Everyone for the love of God stay home
SERIOUSLY