Vinny the Comb - Claustrophobia Lyrics

Well you've been sweating bullets
From the places that you've been
And those four tiny walls
Are slowly closing in

And they call it claustrophobia
The doctor said to him
Step in to my office
Tell me where did this begin

Well I can't really remember
Where all of it began
But I wasn't always Santa
Just an ordinary man

And with these magic powers
Came the reindeer and the scroll
I read the whole damn thing
No mention of these holes

He's out all night
Don't wanna get stuck
He's out all night
Don't wanna get stuck
Don't wanna get stuck in that hole
Got a little claustrophobia
Tired and all messed up
Just a little in and out
I've just had enough
Got a little claustrophobia
Tired and all messed up
Just a little in and out
And I've just had enough
Of that pain

Oh well I dont mind delivering
Those red rubber balls
I don't worry bout the dollies
They don't slow me down at all

And there's only one thing In this world
That seems to bother me
That's getting my ass stuck inside
That deep dark chimney. Ohh

He's out all night
Don't wanna get stuck
He's out all night
Don't wanna get stuck
Don't wanna get stuck in that hole
Got a little claustrophobia
Tired and all messed up
Just a little in and out
I've just had enough
Got a little claustrophobia
Tired and all messed up
Just a little in and out
And I've just had enough
Of that pain

Well I can't say that I'm crazy
Bout goin in that hole
It's so deep and dark and damp and man
It's so damned small

Some would say I'm crazy
To elves I'm a fool
When I dump my big fat ass
Into that little tiny hole

He's out all night
Don't wanna get stuck
He's out all night
Don't wanna get stuck
Don't wanna get stuck in that hole
Got a little claustrophobia
Tired and all messed up
Just a little in and out
I've just had enough
Got a little claustrophobia
Tired and all messed up
Just a little in and out
And I've just had enough
Of that pain

When I fire up the reindeer
Their antlers start to smoke
Their hooves are pounding on the ground
But I don't wanna go

So give me one more minute please
To wrap the take around my knees
I can't stand the sound
Of the knocking anymore

Got a little claustrophobia
Tired and all messed up
Just a little in and out
I've just had enough
Got a little claustrophobia
Tired and all messed up
Just a little in and out
And I've just had enough

Got a little claustrophobia
Tired and all messed up
Just a little in and out
I've just had enough
Got a little claustrophobia
Tired and all messed up
Just a little in and out
And I've just had enough