Vinny the Comb - Green and Red Lyrics

They loaded up the sleigh that night
They headed out to do what's right
To pass out all the candy in the town
But somewhere along the way
Santa thought he heard them say
At the next cloud we'll take that mother down

Green and red
Green and red
Most of Santa's elves are dead
No one knows he's the one that shot em down
Flying late on Christmas night
They got his panties bunches up tight
That's when good old Santa seen red
Throwing elves out left and right
Gunshot flames lit up sky
Santa was smokin and the bullets flying around
No it ain't no fun when you're flying low
There were no where else the elves could go
What a mess when they all hit the ground

It all began with Santa
Losing all those bets
Cashed out all the money till
He used up all their pay checks

Well he knew they were comin
And what they're comin for
So that night he was packin
A loaded forty four

An extra clip strapped to his hip
That was hidden beneath the floor
And two grenades stuffed in his sack
Before he closed the door

Green and red
Green and red
Most of Santa's elves are dead
No one knows he's the one that shot em down
Flying late on Christmas night
They got his panties bunches up tight
That's when good old Santa seen red
Throwing elves out left and right
Gunshot flames lit up sky
Santa was smokin and the bullets flying around
No it ain't no fun when you're flying low
There were no where else the elves could go
What a mess when they all hit the ground

They made their first advance
Santa reached into his pants
And pulled out the magnum forty four
He was firing left and right
He was shooting up the night
You shoulda seen those elves all hit the floor

Green and red
Green and red
Most of Santa's elves are dead
No one knows he's the one that shot em down
Flying late on Christmas night
They got his panties bunches up tight
That's when good old Santa seen red
Throwing elves out left and right
Gunshot flames lit up sky
Santa was smokin and the bullets flying around
No it ain't no fun when you're flying low
There were no where else the elves could go
What a mess when they all hit the ground

It suddenly went quiet
And the smoke had cleared
Thirteen elves were standing
Half of what we're there
He wasn't gonna make it easy
On the elves that day
So Santa made them fight for every inch of that sleigh

Green and red
Green and red
Most of Santa's elves are dead
No one knows he's the one that shot em down
Flying late on Christmas night
They got his panties bunches up tight
That's when good old Santa seen red
Throwing elves out left and right
Gunshot flames lit up sky
Santa was smokin and the bullets flying around
No it ain't no fun when you're flying low
There were no where else the elves could go
What a mess when they all hit the ground
What a mess when they all hit the ground
What a mess when they all hit the ground