Violet Piper - Midday Meltdown Lyrics

Left foot out the door
Right foot in my mouth
Righteous round-about
Lifeless on the ground under my own thumb
I'm not a natural
I'm a natural disaster
During, before, and after my midday meltdown run
Left hand in my pants
Right hand on the bible
In a diet trance
Passive voice reprisal smothered under the hum
Please leave my mask on
I'm still the mascot
Standing in my own blindspot
Of the quarter-life slum
Happy birthday
Bloody Thursday
Love me someday soon
Listen, lady
I'm a baby too
Left foot: door
Right foot: mouth (East and west and north and south)
Left hand: pants
Right hand: bible (One, two, three, four pages of side notes)
I'm never winning
I just skip the beginning
Stand up in the final inning and do what I've undone
Happy birthday
Bloody Thursday
Love me someday soon
Listen, lady
I'm a baby too
Happy Thursday
Bloody birthday
Let me love you soon
Listen, baby
I'm kind of crazy too